Am I the only one who’s ever fell up the stairs?

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Will do love

I feel like the most efficient curve who ever curved- someone should give me an award

How to get over a crush(girl edition) Step 1: Spend inordinate amounts of time with them. Step 2: you’re welcome! You are now over your crush

Do straight men know they can just say "sorry I'm not gay" and leave it at that? The extra dramatics and homophobia is very tired and juvenile lmao.

What is the punani patch?

My new favorite phrase is ‘lips your man’

#thisisus got me thinking

Who ever directed max and helens first kiss on #NewAmsterdam you are EVIL. Genius- but evil

‘If you had boobs I wouldn’t touch them either’

What if hell is just life-without ppl who love us?

A tale of two b!tches…

🔈 Ah #Shenyeng time! Win two (2) tickets to the Shenseea Alpha album launch on March 15th. Enter now: 1. Follow the D’Music App twitter account 2. Quote this tweet with your favourite Shenseea lyric 3. Use the hashtag #ShenseeaAlpha

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Interpersonal dynamics is hard 😣

When Jamaican employers say they want someone who ‘don’t tek tings personal’ they mean they want to be abusive and not be held accountable - fight me 🙃

When the gov complains about low birth rates in this horrendous economy I kinda wanna stay childless out of spite 🙈

What I consider sociopathic, men consider Tuesday 🙃