“PUL: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.” @Ashton1896 (;

“Katniss.: Despite #Aries hardcore surface, they are very soft on the inside.” @Ashton1896

“@m_syversen: Do ppl even go on real dates anymore???” thx again @Ashton1896

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“UberFacts: 1 out of every 100 people are psychopaths and they look just like everybody else.” @Ashton1896 I'm on to you............

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i just accidentally stepped on a copperhead.. 🐍 #casual

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it looks like pimp my ride threw up on this car

someone take me wake boarding 🏄

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“UberFacts: Today is International Cat Day! ” Kendall Simons #BlessedByTheBest

“Orange Is the New Black: Too many shots, too little time. #OITNB ” @Ashton1896

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@Ashton1896 so you know it's real. missing you already!

How fast can you pull together a Beyonce costume, UT Austin? Meet you at the Main Mall at 3:30pm CST.