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Bus stop smells extra pissy today.

Why do people have to make shit harder than it needs to be?

Drunk. 42. Fml.

42. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tonight at GGsEmporium

Wearing this shirt to Taking Back Sunday show tonight in San Antonio. Big thanks to Ben Schwartz for the constant inspiration. #jeanralphio

Who do I complain to about IF? John Krasinski Ryan Reynolds you motherfuckers have had me crying for 2+ hours. Not cool, you guys. Not. Cool. ❤️

Recipe for Hate Ingredients: - 2 cups of Prejudice - 1 tablespoon of Intolerance - 3 teaspoons of Resentment - 1/2 cup of Jealousy - 1/4 cup of Bitterness - 2 sticks of Self-righteousness (softened) - 1 pint of Paranoia - 1 cup of Division (finely chopped) - 2 tablespoons of

My first biological child is now officially a Senior in H.S. and my little girl is a Junior. Holy. Moly.

I asked Michael, "If we had to go on the run, what would you change your name to?" And he answered with a name so absurd it's actually painful that I can't share it, you know, just in case.

Latest Jen-uine piece up for grabs. This and plenty of other upcycled cuties ready for new homes.

Screaming out "Super Duper" like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.

Bad debates happen when you have bad candidates. Fuck 'em both. I refuse to vote for either of them.

Sometimes violence IS the answer.

Upcycled a Cabbage Patch Kid into a proper Garbage Pail Kid. I'm proud to present Grim Jim riding on his pale rocking horse with his plushy scythe. #GPK #upcycle #cpk

Yikes.

I just saw the kid rock video from the day of the rally incident. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I turned my back on other people for you. You turned your back on me for other people. We are not the same.