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Ylan ๐Ÿฅ– Local Bread Enthusiast

@heyitsylan

IT Ops & SysAdmin ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป. She/her. Novice baker, master dog walker.
It's tech memes all the way down.

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calendar_today23-12-2010 16:48:59

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if you want to know what itโ€™s like to work for corporate america, itโ€™s mostly โ€œhow was your weekendโ€ from Monday to Wednesday and โ€œany weekend plans?โ€ from Thursday to Friday

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Begging knowledge base writers to add links such that they open up in another tab. No one wants to be taken to another page while they're also trying to follow your instructions! (Yes, I know about ctrl+click/scroll-wheel click.)

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Back in the day your kids might inherit beautiful silver pieces and flatware. My hypothetical heirs will be gifted swag mugs, insulated cups, and water bottles from tech companies. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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Can we stop using "return to work" when what we really mean is "return to office"? We're not "returning to work," we've been working this entire time.

The Oatmeal (@oatmeal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man walks onstage. The lights dim. The audience falls into excited hushes. A spotlight hits the man. He speaks. "Imagine, if you will, a future..." "A future where you can send emails..." "while wearing ski goggles with a cord running into your pants." The crowd roars.

โœž inversecos (@inversecos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I never restore my browser tabs. If I lose them from a restart then I rejoice that I am finally free from the prison of my own creation.

Ylan ๐Ÿฅ– Local Bread Enthusiast (@heyitsylan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With search engines readily available my ability to retain information is so bad. If I look up a fact, probably not going to commit it to memory because it's easy to find again! Is it just me?

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People who want access to corporate cards have never had to deal with actually tending to all of our receipts and invoices, providing justifications, and doing it all in a timely manner. I'd rather not buy anything at all.

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When did tech companies decide that we want to watch famous people at their conferences? Maybe it's just me but I'd much rather hear about someone using the product for interesting things than a random celeb's inspirational talk?

Ylan ๐Ÿฅ– Local Bread Enthusiast (@heyitsylan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I guess this is the new way: use a social media site until leadership decides it's not making enough money and sells it out completely for ads that ruin the UX, abandon ship slowly, adopt the new hot platform that hasn't prioritized profit yet, rinse and repeat.

Ylan ๐Ÿฅ– Local Bread Enthusiast (@heyitsylan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me when an end user's browser is slow: "Can you try clearing your cache?" vs Me when my browser is slow: "I guess I'll be using Firefox to access this site moving forward."