an olympic gold (or any) medal is soooo not worth it if i had to swim in the Seine!!?! like be so fr 😭 i’m still not over this lol like i’m sick and livid for these athletes

not ugg already pushing sales for the Tazz. in like a million new colors too!! ITS BARELY AUGUST

hide your kids, hide your wife, close all your damn windows bc these blue angels are loud AF

ngl i will never regret buying my white telfar mini but girl…. cleaning that inner lining iss

i was 7 years old going to work!

SOOO many artists bringing back britney spears’ archival red carpet looks. and that’s on being a pop icon 🙂‍↕️☝️

getting my dad to coach my golf swing in the living room. he’s lowkey too giddy about this rn 😅

lmao yea no i’m staying my ass inside

not her getting the costume 6 years later 😭 😭😭

how can you bitch about wanting less crime in our country and then actually go an elect a convicted felon for president? WORMS FOR BRAINS THE LOT OF YOU

happy news: secured my tickets for the Wicked premier 🤗💖💚

lol chilllllll I was just tryna win little 10k

Why tf do yall make these lids so tight?! Talenti Gelato

get behind me (interlude) features a tiktok from user thickneyy

next person to ask me what i got for christmas is gonna make me cry i swear to god (THE ANSWER IS NOTHING 🗣️)

don’t want kids but i loooove the names of my grandmothers so much: Jovita & Alice i would totally pass them down if i could

sun is shining but at what cost?

all the men i dated prior to my frontal lobe development don’t count❗️