maybe banana cold foam can be our always......

over caffeinated so that i can avoid my important tasks with even more anxiety!!! :DDDD

we'll always have banana cold foam.........

is there anything sexier than a hanging indent......

was listening to some random playlist that popped up when i typed "music for depression" put it on shuffle and my own song started playing .... oh! okay

my teacher told me "my kid really wants a 'little boo boo'..."

society has progressed past the need for men with sketch cassette

we really DO live long enough to see ourselves become our parents…… [i have plantar fasciitis]

A-MUTHAFUCKIN-R!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin Reaves!!! Cold blooded ❄️ Keep hooping! #LakersFam @lakers

a rainbow sprinkle hates to see me coming

people that love me are so mean to me!

me: AI is bad me when it’s an AI video of a pug cooking: AI is actually good and—

ben affleck is perfect, for He is in good will hunting and gone girl

it's so nice knowing how much your insurance company would rather you just die :D

i dont want to be as famous as it takes to day drink with seth meyers, but i will do whatever it takes to day drink with seth meyers ……….

if you’re the guy in front of me in the drive thru taking 10,000 years please stop!!!!!

25 year olds are building all our rocket ships

hello??😭