Fuck you, Ryanair

John Edmund Poynton Claire 💙 So immigrants are to blame for this as well, eh, Johnny? Give your fucking head a wobble, you old windbag 🙄

Have you heard the one about the grifting circus midget?

A genuinely bonkers exchange in which a working MP calls me “young lady” rather than my name and then tells me I need to go back to bed and “call a nurse”.

Police have released footage showing the moment a cyclist was pushed off his bike by passenger in a van bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c1…

Hi all, The main reason we failed our last Ofsted inspection was the fact that our displays were not triple-backed and laminated. The inspector also may have commented that the vertical staples were not always at exactly 90 degrees. Please rectify this by Monday. Thanks x

Cost to the taxpayer for Keir Starmer’s use of a box at Arsenal: £0. Cost to the taxpayer of Rishi Sunak using a private helicopter to get around: £40,000,000 Amazing what the right wing media decide to try and get people angry about.

Fidget toys: distracting everyone else in the class since 20??.

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Apparently, political aides had a secret nickname for Truss - they called her ‘Daggers’ - (short for Dagenham, two stops past Barking 😂😂😂)

Can anyone explain to me how a massive public asset stripping has taken place in the UK? Schools that become academies and placed in trusts effectively have their assets handed or the trust. How is this even legitimate?

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

You have got to be either a cunt or a moron to want us to leave the ECHR

🚨Public Service Announcement🚨: If you tell black people to celebrate the success of a black person who we hate, (e.g. Kemi Badenoch ), you are telling us you think our skin colour matters more than who we are as people... So sincerely fuck off.

Don't get this trending during the US Election. It would really make Janey Godley RIP smile, and really piss off Trump and Elon Musk.

I'm really not sure I can watch this corrupt, fat fuck and his band of mutant relatives gloating in victory. I fucking hate him.

Where’s Nigel..?

If I ever find out that my sons are one of these “Your body, my choice,” boys, mark my words, I will show you a late-term abortion.