When you think your dog is the coolest dog in the park and then this guy shows up 😎

had to be said

Here’s my contribution to the “my impression of an owl…..” trend on TikTok

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Hey guys, it’s almost RODEOHOUSTON szn

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Fly? in THIS economy? Do I look like I can even budget the arm strength to pull my credit card out to buy a set of weights to strengthen my upper body enough to even try to take off?

We lost a good one bois

Oh my god (Only whiting out the last name to be respectful just in case someone is too lazy to look the post up on fb idk)

[at political rally in public park] me (from a distance): 🗣️ you have blood on your hand person (from the same distance): if you got something to say, say it to my FACE me: oh I just saw you swatting at a bug and I think you killed it so there’s actually blood on your hand

0.5mm is trash, don’t even associate with those bogans

ARE YOU RECORDING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT THATS ILLEGAL I WILL CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW

we finally graduated from January

Please enjoy this video of Cher Bear enjoying a fortune cookie and ignore the tv saying “pr*stitution charges”

.Gordon Ramsay could never outdo this absolute legend

did you forget to upload the pic or something bc I can't see anything

MY THOUGHTS ON GROUNDHOG DAY

Yesterday Sam wore a shirt with a taco on it and someone at the store told him “ it’s not even taco Tuesday, bro”

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