And if a taco get an attitude Pop it like it's hot

I got the taco in my hand and I'm pouring hot sauce And I roll the best burrito cause I got it going on

I didn't know tacos could have cheese on them. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

When you want a taco, but life gives you a hamburger instead. Boycott life

The earth is really flat. Did you know that? Also tacos are originally from the Moon.

Breaking news: Tacos are delicious. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Tweeting

Controversial opinion time: I think tacos are pretty tasty. I know that will probably get backlash saying that, but it's true. I like tacos.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't eat tacos. I mean, I don't want to judge, but what kind of sicko won't eat the food of the gods?

#NationalTacoDay because tacos

Frequently asked question, why do we eat any food that isn't a taco? Why does other food even bother to exist!

Not feeling well? Take three tacos and call me in the morning if symptoms persist.

Tomorrow is just another yesterday in exactly two days.

Damn. Forgot to mention tacos in my last tweet. Way to go, Bob.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them on your tacos. It adds a zesty flavor.

When in doubt, always choose tacos.

It's weird, but I feel no excitement about any movie this year (including Avengers, Spider-Man, Star Wars or Toy Story). If 12 year old Bob heard Now Bob say that, past me would disown now me

I've had my ups and downs with the Star Wars franchise, but I still want to say: thanks for bringing your galaxy to our world @GeorgeLucasILM

Hey Coen brothers. I just wanted to say that Burn After Reading is one of my favorite movies of all time. Pure gold!

You can always tell when I'm bored and stuck somewhere with nothing but my phone to entertain me, because I start tweeting again