Some great beers: The airport beer The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready The hotel balcony 7pm beer The straight to the pub from work beer The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer The Friday before Christmas beer(s)

Is Netflix coming out with that fighting game from Black Mirror for the Apple Vision Pro or #WWDC23

Make the speed humps go curb to curb, you cowards So the 🤡🤡 can’t just drive around them at full speed

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

"Cracker Barrel has fallen."

The Dominion Energy website has been so jacked up recently that today is the first time I’ve finally been able to login since March

No one feels themselves more than the karaoke DJ singing karaoke on karaoke night

Connections Puzzle #17 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wow. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissent.

hope someone gets me these croots for my birthday

I’ve watched the whole Juvie tiny desk concert 5x already

god’s rate limit exceededest soldier

all rise for the national anthem

Congrats to the one true glizzy gladiator

Just wanted to post an 𝕏

all my exes postin X’s

Cinema #SummerSlam #TribalCombat

*uses rotisserie feature in our air fryer for the first time* Delores Cheesecake (BTLM) : “who are we… Arby’s??” threads.net/@heyart/post/C…

New Apple Watch double-tap is nice. No longer need to answer calls with my nose when my hands are full/dirty. #AppleEvent threads.net/@heyart/post/C…

They pushed that emergency alert test a few mins early just to catch us extra off guard