Wife: Why are we watching golf? You don't even play anymore Me: It's the Masters Wife: Ok, is that supposed to mean something? Me: It's like the Cheltenham of Golf Wife: So you're going to lose your bollocks again? Me: Yes

Rory rounding Amen Corner on the bridle. It's a bit like facing into the 2nd last at Cheltenham, what could possibly go wrong!

More non triers than an Irish maiden hurdle!

Happy Easter 🐰

The scales never lie 👍🏼

Tis straightforward enough lads...

Landed at the hotel, tried to order 319 pints, said they'd only hand over 100. #TheGameIsGone

Great to see Hewick enjoying his day out at Punchestown today 🍺

It's been a busy week...

Hello Racing Post now that Rachael has retired, you should probably put me at the top of the list for "Racing Birthdays" on July 11th for the foreseeable, thanks. #StillActive

She was an inspiration to us all 👏🏼