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Show me where in the handbook it says I can’t embrace the head of HR at a Coldplay concert?

how it feels telling everyone that Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are tweeting Frozen Love lyrics in their own handwriting

I’ve written a lot of viral things for the internet on behalf of several different brands. Only ONE person in the entire world has been able to identify my work in the wild just by reading it. That person is my best friend’s mom from high school. Hi Jodi 👋

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Some of us don’t tweet for likes, we tweet because we’re insane

before I mute this apparently controversial post , here’s what I’ve learned: Millennials at one time were bullied for using reply gifs (though they invited it) Gen z now uses them but only specific ones (without text or quotes from movies) Key takeaway: we all miss tumblr

If it can be used to mow a lawn my husband has definitely left it in the driveway and I have definitely backed over it more than once

Everyone rushing quote retweet Trisha Paytas's baby name announcement with "welcome back Ozzy Osbourne"

I can’t have children. What if they want to meet Bluey or something and there’s a really long line? What am i supposed to do. Wait in line? I can’t do that

please don’t use the barf bag on the airplane for your gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — my dress would still salvageable if it wasn’t for that SELFISH behavior

also Delta you have a flight attendant named Queen that saved my life. please give her lots of money and praise

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

who doesn’t love a fun lil game of substance roulette

I like how Dramamine fixes nausea by just knocking you unconscious

Oklahoma’s public radio stations face layoffs and programming cuts after losing $1.1B in federal funding. Station leaders warn: “This doesn’t go away with a bang... it dies with a whisper.” WATCH the full panel: news9.com/story/688e538f…

Here’s the bowfin article in print! Thanks Roy Heilman of the Mankato Free Press for the story on these underappreciated native fish!

My last flight I sat in first class I promptly threw up (mostly skittles), missed the bag, and had to throw away my clothes. I got off the plane in a rain jacket and shorts.