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Sarah

@heyaimsarah

tweets are my own and are not my employer || former @ okwildlifedept || current a bunch of other people

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I’ve written a lot of viral things for the internet on behalf of several different brands. Only ONE person in the entire world has been able to identify my work in the wild just by reading it. That person is my best friend’s mom from high school. Hi Jodi 👋

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before I mute this apparently controversial post , here’s what I’ve learned: Millennials at one time were bullied for using reply gifs (though they invited it) Gen z now uses them but only specific ones (without text or quotes from movies) Key takeaway: we all miss tumblr

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If it can be used to mow a lawn my husband has definitely left it in the driveway and I have definitely backed over it more than once

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I can’t have children. What if they want to meet Bluey or something and there’s a really long line? What am i supposed to do. Wait in line? I can’t do that

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please don’t use the barf bag on the airplane for your gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — my dress would still salvageable if it wasn’t for that SELFISH behavior

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Oklahoma’s public radio stations face layoffs and programming cuts after losing $1.1B in federal funding. Station leaders warn: “This doesn’t go away with a bang... it dies with a whisper.” WATCH the full panel: news9.com/story/688e538f…

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Here’s the bowfin article in print! Thanks Roy Heilman of the Mankato Free Press for the story on these underappreciated native fish!

Here’s the bowfin article in print! 
Thanks Roy Heilman of the Mankato Free Press for the story on these underappreciated native fish!
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My last flight I sat in first class I promptly threw up (mostly skittles), missed the bag, and had to throw away my clothes. I got off the plane in a rain jacket and shorts.