Legitimately, how did we get here?

HEX is back in the top 100 coins on CryptoBubbles, up 32.5% on the day..

You know she got bullied at school, that’s why she joined the police to try and bully others.

🚨New download stats are in and the growth is EXPLOSIVE! 🎉Total wallet downloads: 73,377 🍎iOS: 17,521 (+855) 🤖Android: 27,399 (+810) 🔵Chrome: 28,457 (+1,175) 🔥Totaling 2,840 NEW downloads. With an average of ~178 downloads PER DAY! 🧠Resulting in a daily average

🔥In the last 24 hours, $566,528 in volume has been swapped on PulseChain using the Internet Money Wallet on Android, iOS and Chrome. 📉The top 3 assets sold were: $pDAI $146,678 $ATOPA $120,165 $WPLS $68,767 📈The top 3 assets bought were: $pDAI $243,436 $ATROPA $106,130 $PLS

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The pDAI cancer may be coming to an end. 22 hours ago someone ran the fire function on the ESM module, which runs the cage function in the end contract, which begins the shut down of the system. The system is in shutdown mode as evidenced by "live" having a "o" for status in the

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Broken Britain “Why are you still here? Please leave” “That Money has gone to McDonalds but now I must get cash tip for my service” It’s like a comedy sketch except it’s real life.

BREAKING NEWS; I’ve heard from sources that THOUSANDS of Migrants are gathering close to French Beeches waiting for calm waters then? An absolute INVASION’ is coming incited by TickTock Rap videos of Migrants Boasting from their Luxury Hotels rooms >Migrant Holiday Brochures🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

🔥In the last 24 hours, $876,459 in volume has been swapped on PulseChain within the Internet Money Wallet on Android, iOS and Chrome. 📈The top 3 assets bought were: $pDAI $348,616 $TREASURYBILL $157,453 $PLS $79,269 📉The top 3 assets sold were: $pDAI $203,017 $TREASURYBILL

A man is arrested at home by 4 policemen for sending out an X post. The Scouser's partner rightly observes, "get a f**king real job, you pricks."

This comedian will probably be arrested for this Adolescence joke!

🚨BREAKING: Conor McGregor reveals the plan to save Ireland: "Commit a crime on our soil? GONE. Enter the country illegally? GONE. Have a criminal history? GONE. Refusing to assimilate? GONE." 🔥🔥🔥

Ethereum are you bored? Come where the excitement is. Lots going on in the PulseChain universe, which is perhaps why it's only 3x cheaper to transact in PLS now than ETH. People want to play where the action is. Come check out PulseChain bridge.pulsechain. com gopulse .com stats

🚨BREAKING NEWS SOMMI IS SELLING #PDAI🚨 HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED, SOMMI WANTS .001 SO HE COULD BE EXIT IN PROFIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIP BOZO BRAH SOMMI JUST EXITING ON YOUR HEADS NOW 🤣💀 HES ALSO SELLING EVERYTHING ELSE BRO IS DOWN BAD

#PulseChain is Pumping! 💹

🚨BREAKING NEWS RICHARD HEART IS BRIDGING IN THE SAC FUNDS 🚨 ABOUT 28 MINUTES AGO (midnight est) 2 WALLETS WITHDREW 100 ETH FROM RAIL GUN AND STARTED BRIDGING IN 15 ETH AT A TIME WE KNOW RICHARD DEPOSITED 100 ETH AT A TIME INTO TORNADO CASH✅ WE KNOW RICHARD COMMONLY USES

Wow!! What’s going on? 🤔 Don’t underestimate Richard Heart $HEX $PLS $PLSX $INC

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I can’t wait until the “I was just following orders” crew are the ones facing criminal proceedings. Because that time is coming. Go solve an actual crime you lazy Gestapo twats. The police are the enemy of the people. Resist.