(big orange cat~part 2)......DUDE, that badass mofo never even looked at us.....just strolled by, with his nuts hangin' high and TIGHT!! DAMN!! I feel like I just saw a motherfuckin' leprechaun living as a CAT!!.......why didn't my Mojo bark??? #nutz #mesmerized AND #impressed

I'm finally gonna suck a dick with my tax return

Im a new man; I got accepted into university; I have bad kombucha shits; I have a poor grasp on semi colons;

alright who tf a android here

I'm gonna get corona on purpose and suck off some mtl cops

ellipses twitter has to go

making a triumphant return to say em dash sex abuse twitter also has to go

making a medium account to make my very important contributions to gamer society

they/them&m pussy goes crazy

looking for some

Herbie Hancock

berri-uqam getting evacuated while im lugging an ikea bag full of lumber. life a movie

ℹ️ am not 🖕💪 one half 🙅🤷 of the problem➗➖➕✖️zürich 🇩🇪 is stained 😱✒️💦and its not🚫🙅‍♂️my fault😤😤 👎

i do exposé Gonzo journalism. i'm showing you the cock and hole of a muppet in print and web

vancouver

today my roommate realized he "just isn't that into robots" and was genuinely melancholy over it

happy valentines

mile end bf