sᴛᴏʀʏʟɪɴᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ. ɪғ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ɪs ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴍs. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ + ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ.

Raises a leather gloved hand, fingers wiggle in a wave. H e l l o, sweetums.

Now, now, is that any way to greet one's husband. Sure, he wasn't expecting a parade but hell, he could do without.. Whatever this little drama is about.

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Strums his guitar, his head hung low and eyelids fluttering shut. Stay away or risk being hit by whatever object is closest to him.