I'm gay and fat

The gay urge to hate men as if you’re not a man yourself.

hola new oomfs and loyal faithful f@hgh0t oomfs :) sorry for being MIA, i decided to disconnect bc y'all are evil and i decided to be with oomf. con mucho amor tho and thanks for the attention on THAT post even tho i hate the spotlight

wait i'm kinda good at my job what the fuck

First in my bloodline to monitor the war situation through Twitter.

you can’t call it yearning if it doesn’t make you physically sick

los estadounidenses existen para que nosotros nos demos cuenta de lo inteligentes que somos

Both. WWIII calories don't count

QUUEEENNNNN

MY LIFE ISN’T INSTAGRAMMABLE. HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

My fav bridge I ever wrote:

I heard it’s give a Mexican $40 Bucks Day today

#ThoseWhoKnow

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😭

THEY'RE HERE IM SORRY OOMFS

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