My current understanding of modern art is that you're only supposed to like ~5% of it, but the 5% will be different for everyone

'is that the hill you want to die on?' man, I'm just on a hill. you're the lunatic trying to kill me for it

call me an optimistic fool, but I still believe the Animaniacs live in the WB water tower

my 40 cloves and a chicken recipe is pushing 100 cloves, but every time I make it with more garlic I get more effusive compliments. at some point they'll be eating nothing but thyme and garlic and say it's the best chicken they've ever had

rereading old stream of consciousness drafts and cringing at some of the lines. but I have to be okay with saying it wrong many times if I ever want to communicate what I mean

my dms are not just open, they are MANDATORY. some of you have fallen behind your peers and I want you to know it's never too late to catch up