Are you a dog or cat person? Bro just hand me the fluffy creature so I can talk to it in a weird voice.

an absolute fool: the pricemaster pizza oven at Daddie’s italian restaurant in mahattan cant hurt you the pricemaster pizza oven at Daddie’s italian restaurant in manhattan:

Omg her fishnets are sickening..

Leaving the bar

see the thing that’s hard to imitate about Twitter is that’s it’s horrible. that’s what we like about it

oh gross i didn't know there was protein in this powder i was only drinking it for the lead

OMG YAYYYYYY YAYYYYY

GM

unfathomable amounts of joy and whimsy radiating from this creature

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

sun bear worrying about the state of the Internet

Worst vibes I’ve ever experienced

the person who invented bowling: “oh and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. clown shoes”

yikes. unfollowing him now. i was a huge fan of his controversial and disturbing tweets. was not aware he made music

what if i was a huge gelada monkey running

his face after being called mr handsome

Whats better than this. Gibbon on tree