Talking to my elementary school art teacher about Jonah Tong’s fastball shape.

Ninth circle of unemployment is adding yourself to an unreleased song on Spotify

Coworkers “mans” just got freed. #yosh

No pre workout, I just try to schedule plans with James before every set.

The Mets are playing with ZERO urgency. No fire. They simply don’t want it enough.

Don’t let today’s events distract you from the Mets crashing and burning

-Never came back down after the 8th (0-80) -Bullpen game in game 162 - Lost series to the Marlins -Punted tiebreaker to Reds This team DID NOT deserve to make the playoffs. I’m not going so say I’m happy they didn’t, but I hope this wakes them the fuck up this offseason.

Trade Nimmo Trade manaea Trade Senga Trade Peterson Trade Acuna Trade Vientos Resign Helsey Resign Alonso Sign a competent pitcher That’s the offseason we need.

They literally let a team lose their way into postseason positioning. Insanity.

Mom asked why I don’t have a girlfriend yet and now I have to explain to her what the “Rick friend” is.

Stander-uppers in the study room>

Wasn’t going to black out tn but damn, I miss 2016 Robert Gsellman like a mf.

Minnesota lowkey the new bleeding Kansas

Putting Mets playoff odds anywhere over 35% any season is criminal.

Just in: Anduril secures 10-year U.S. Army deal valued at up to $20 billion.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.