The obsolete floppy disk is still used as the Save icon on new systems. Should the floppy stay or go? #TechDebate

Is she hot? #doesntmatter #stillwantthedate #shaheenshowlive

Today someone who looked like a good friend left our club. Frank Fire, you looked like Tadeu Agrelos but were worse in every way.

Now apparently there are gonna be more cuts. A couple of lads have been put up for sale. Apparently even I'm not safe...

All this talk of new signings...what about the players who've stuck with their club from the start? #stillthebest

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Be writers six punts if six minutes I'm the boss very robe love me haha

It honk I myBs had a but much

Controls your liquor they said but I just sank another I'm the best

This is Harvey Dawkins. I've taken Hentos phone and seen him safely to his room. Too much vodka and red bull makes the decent man a fool. HD

To all those wondering about the rumours, they are true. I use some illicit substances from time to time. Mostly Toilet Duck.

I missed a free kick today. I never miss.

Got the hepatitis.

Still gonna play on Thursday. Got the need, the need for speed (the drug and if I don't play I don't get paid and can't buy any).

You know what they say: 'An apple a day when in Rome is worth two while Rome burns'.

It may be my last season but it's gonna be a good one.

You're looking at the new The Mighty Bucks interim manager.

This will be our season. #BuckSeason #BelieveInTheBucks

Nice to be in the dugout for today's match. Manager opted not to go for 'bruise' tactics, something I'll aim to fix when I take over.