“If I was a stimmy where would I hide?”

when you sit down at hooters for the first time after the pandemmy

No one: Babies at night time:

Sleeping with jeans on with my phone charging in my pocket tonight

; Lmaoo y’all better stop playing.,.

Rockstar shit

This is hockey porn Spittin' Chiclets

All you divorced old time hockey dads that love brain damage this ones for you baby. Maybe the best dance of the season

The weirdest shit in the world is being the GM of a sports team with grown men on it and telling them what to do with their facial hair. It’s a hockey team it’s not the British militia outside the castle. Get over yourself you old bag

750 to tell a cop im going to their moms house is worth it in my book

If im the rangers I’m going into Kyle dubas double phone mode and signing anyone 6’5/250lbs from the SPHL to a one day contract. There’s some serious swamp monsters in that league I heard one guy down there doesn’t even play games with skates on literally just his shoes

This is a $10,000 fine in Ontario right now

Here you go ⁦Doug Ford⁩ busy at Costco but at least nobody is out playing golf

That hill kicked everybody ass 🤣🤣

Congrats Canada on stage 1 of re-opening you can now do hand stuff with your significant other on a patio

Wait a minute..was the north division actually…nasty?

did einstein have air conditioning or was he just doing equations with swamp ass all day