Tescos need to add order tracking. I want to know where that van is at all times

Greece

Nothing annoys me people using social media like Google, anyone know what time passport office opens?? xxxxx fucking GOOGLE IT

I could eat 3 bags of popcorn in one sitting and not feel guilty about it

miserable people hate people with good energy.

7 wonders of the world 1. Sunday roast at the pub 2. Fanta lemon on holiday 3. Beer garden in the summer 4. Magic stars 5. Chinese takeaway 6. Pina colada 7. M&S cookies

Your eyes are the only part of your body that never grow

the only problems i want to have are choosing where to travel to next.

like i’m cooked

Santorini, Greece

Katy Perry went to space and came back in the length of the VAR check

Yeh and waters wet

"How do you not remember?? I literally told you a few seconds ago" Me that few seconds ago:

Allegedly

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when l'm in a bad mood

Controlling my facial expression has to be the toughest battle I fight daily

Bro is the happiest man in the world 😂

Spurs have had a better season than Arsenal #europa