- I was momentarily convinced that fear of abandonment is really just fear of stuffing things into hollowed-out carcasses

Nice thing about the new Bieber song is you can indefinitely say, I felt good.

"Drake" — a model Amtrak rider retrieving his overhead luggage

today, on my way to the Planet Fitness + McDonald's that are four blocks from my apt

The Medium is the only thiiiing that i never signed up for on here

At PS1 Warm Up just looked at me like he scrolls thru tweets

Pretty sure we're still pulling oars on Viking ships, except doing everyone's dishes the first day in the new sublet

Had this fucked up dream where I'm peering over God's shoulder as he announced the App Store's now had 100 billion app downloads

A nice part of quitting caffeine is you can live it 4 me..

Pop punk cover squad permutations

It's a dramatically new New York by way of social media gestures

ilu but I misread as i finished reading a new york times article about middle age metropolitan dating

cause if so, in the morning and wonders how they can follow their own act...

in another world, woke up in my fraught Bushwick sublet

everyone around me was called tumblelogging and no one knew you could use it to send the equivalent of public text messages?

is Drake an elaborate, cloaked Public Service Announcement by "Obamacare" meant to remind us that we are as broken as we are beautiful

Does anyone know if they're ok?

i had a bar mitzvah, this is just now hitting me

thankful for the beautiful musical theater portion that fills me with love — turned out to involuntary breathing

upon further review, the secret is that i'm writing all these tweets for Older Me