Maybe I will watch critical roll for once

In the hour or so my mom and I have been at this hibachi place they have sung happy birthday at 4 separate tables

In awe of his love of the game

Love how my phone thinks these are two separate people

Family Guy and Weed Thank me later

Spend your formative adult years handing your cognitive faculties to a machine instead of learning a craft and studying one of our newest and most interesting fields of science. I’ll betray the soul of human race and spend less time doing the thing I love for a productivity boost

Somebody ask me some questions I’m in an answering mood

One time I was playing balatro on my phone at a bar and one of the security people told me I had to calm down

You guys need to appreciate how yummy chicken/ground beef or turkey with rice can be

I’m too much of a scaredy cat to watch horror movies but they sound interesting so my compromise is reading the Wikipedia plot summary

Bro show me number 1

Chat do I enter?

On season 5 of GoT with my buddy Owen and the level of validation I felt when littlefinger was in the north one episode and might landing the next and he was confused as fuck

Thing I’ve learned over the past 3 years

Man what even is happening in wow anymore

Liam caskey spotted

explaining the plot of god emperor of dune to my tinder date