Shout out to the people that put up with me on a daily basis. They are true heroes.

Fearne Cottons red shoes tho!

James Bay again..holding back his river. Fucking beaver. #TFIFriday

Sunday's a day of rest. Said no mother. Ever.

Fucking wow.

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Hands down worst shift ever #fact

Pass me a rope.

When your just keeping it together & someone asks if you are OK. Queue flood gates opening!

Whilst at work I must say I do enjoy listening to other people children screaming & their parents doing sweet FA about it #getinthesea

Simon's making me a coffee. I won't lie, I'm a bit nervous #baristaproblems

Sat waiting to be hurt & abused! #nothappy #osteopath

Day 6. I didn't know pain like this existed. Right now I want to cancel Christmas.

This is my saviour. At £9.99 I'd usually say it's a rip off but right now I'd pay double #biofreeze #itworks

For the first time in 6 yrs I've not got my man a gift or a card. #badback #shitgirlfriend #unprepared #imsorry #dontsackmeoff #keepme

Merry Christmas! 🎅🎄🎁😂

Can't wait to be mobile enough to get out alone. The man hadn't had a present or a card #mortified #firsttime #iwillmakeamends

Absolutely nailed our Christmas dinner. I'd like to thank my assistant spanial #souschef

Just forgot to put the basil pesto on my homemade tomato & mozzarella bruschetta #epicfail #idiot #ruined #getinthesea

Watching latte art clips on Instagram & thinking WTAF is that meant to be! #allthelolz