Americans really will pay $30 just to go to a loosely-themed facsimile of an Asian street market.

I feel bad for blue girl I wish we had the blue technology we deserve to be any color we want

16 with jeans.

Coming to terms with the fact that my desires to be fashionable and hot are at least orthogonal and possibly opposed…

"Why are you so extreme?" I'm just a normal person from Classical Athens.

Honestly the thing that bothers me most about this is that I feel like it compels me to spec into a specific type of beauty and takes others that are far more appealing to me off the table.

I kind of like the idea of being a sister wife a la some of the poly girls that seem to cluster around Aella but I feel like I’d never find a man that checks enough of the right boxes…

I love to snørt the jůte pårticulæts

The reason Nothing Ever Happens anymore is that air travel and relativity free movement makes acquiring exotic women too easy. Used to be that you had to go on crusade if you wanted a woman with a big nose; now you just have to post good.

32 meters of jute bondage rope; friction treated, singed, oiled, and whipped. Looking forward to breaking it in this weekend 😈 x.com/HemlockTapioca…

Blessed Samhain! Remember to honour your ancestors <3

Something is in the works—stay tuned!

Chapter 2 is about being dragged off to a remote wilderness, and then further dragged to another, even more remote wilderness.

In which our heroine learns what the f--- is going on! And encounters new and fascinating types of French people in the process!