my niece asked me is it true she can’t have a labubu because it requires too many Shekels

she looks above my average follower’s league

nephew just doesn’t have the ability to admit he doesn’t know something or that he has no idea what’s going on, so it’s at times like taking to gpt on out of distribution stuff

if i ever have a boy-hawk i’ll name it Caligula

some of you post like you smell of weed and cum

i tried but it was poorly written slop trying to snipe roon followers. don’t bother

most neurotic behaviour can be summarised as tripping on your on thoughts because existence is genuinely Very Weird, but once in a while you meet a real freak

Helscom use to fly until he was introduced to Finnish diet,and he lost all all his magical powers…

i hate ticks with passion and i lowkey think they’re feeling the negative energy and staying away from me because i only got one this season and my wife is at her seventh

i love getting flowers btw

let’s roll

i look at photos and pick the guy who seems most likely to write me the prescriptions i ask for based on their general vibes and physiognomy

what the fuck is actually wrong with new world birds

wait

there are treasures hidden in the deep sea, it’s your job to find them