If we drinking and you look at me with tears in your eyes I promise you this your last drink with me.

Found the girl of my dreams and still cheated.

First date idea: we go to Apple bees and see how many dollar drinks we can have before getting kicked out.

Why my lame a girl always showing me some lame ah video on her phone when I'm day dreaming about that girl I fumbled 3 years ago.

My genuine reaction to all the videos my friend sends me:

If I block you and you email me you getting a second chance.

The look on everyone's face when Halloween ends and I'm still hanging from a tree.

My friends ask me how I got over my ex but I've genuinely been wreaking havoc on innocent women.

Sometimes the bad stories feel a lil better

I'm a suburban kid now.

me and my ex always finding our way back to eachother.

Ijdgaf

suicide postponed i have a new hyperfixation

Sony’s iconic 2006 commercial featuring 70,000 liters of paint and breathtaking practical effects.

Loving a woman should be a form of self harm.

Whipping the Benz truck while listening to Benz truck. Now I'm not sad no more.