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HelmsDeep CPA

@helmsdeepcpa

Retired CPA. MAGA from day one. Taxation, investments, and political trolling is my thing. Heaven bound even with my flaws. 🚫 DM’s

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Here we go. Everyone is going to freak out about the stock market. Stocks will go down. Then stocks will go back up. Remember the “mother of all wars” threat by Iraq in 2003, warning the U.S. against invading Iraq? Iraq folded. Iran will fold. Israel is doing the world a

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I’m guessing that the unknown senator, that deservedly experienced the throw down, eating the floor, is way disappointed that Israel attacked iran. His weak -assed attempt to make the news just got swept under the rug! 😂😂🤣🤣

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Israel conducted precise strikes on numerous Iranian goat farms, disrupting a key sexual entertainment resource. During one attack, Iran’s top military officials, attending a birthday party at a targeted farm, were killed.

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Listen closely to what the reprobate, pathetic democrats say in the following days. They hate America, freedom, and capitalism. Their party is done.

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For those of you who ignored the noise and did not sell during the “death cross”; the “tariff inflation”; or the “Israel/Iran conflict”; congratulations! You have reached stock market maturation! For all the others: good luck in your never-ending puberty.