Brb rebranding our brand name to “That’s That Me Espresso”💦

The TUSHY Bidet effect:

TUSHY Bidet That first spray after install is eye opening, something a man will never forget

good morning to every except the people who think wiping is enough.

did you know poop spelled backwards is still poop?

how was everyones post work poop today?

if a bird pooped on your arm would you wipe it with paper and call it clean?

hello, tushy.

so can we all agree that we've all shit our pants at least once before??

What your butthole has been missing👇

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the older I get, the more I realize a bidet not being a standard in every bathroom on this planet, is crazy.

Just pooped in the dark. I feel reborn!

shiiiiiiiiit

on your keyboard:
Look between v and n
Look between y and i
Look between r and y
Look between r and y
Look between a and d

How to bring #EarthDay into the bedroom:
1. Prep/clean w a bidet instead of wet wipes.
2. Use “Greta Thunberg” as your safeword.
3. Create an Only Fans exclusively for polar bears.

why do people think cleaning your butt in the shower is ok but they're grossed out by using a bidet...?

people really out here smearing shit around their hole with a thin piece of paper and think their booty hole is clean. nah.