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How are y’all fighting at house events when all I be doing is this

Everytime I feel like my life hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

*me as wife*

Speak for yourself, I talk to myself a lot 😂

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This is what happens when you getting 🫢 right

I am honestly so impressed with my packing abilities. Every time.

@ me

The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

“Nature is fucking LIT”

I can’t believe we live in a world where things like this exist and we just have to suffer through capitalism

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex addict on drugs music smh

Me off the reposado, a Celsius and two bites of Caesar salad

shutting the fuck up. im not even joking either.

Hello can someone from Walmart explain why when I went to return a defective item less than two weeks from the purchase date with a receipt I was told I had to put the money on a Walmart gift card and not back to the card I purchased it with?