BIG NEWS: My comedy show "Tinder Live" is going on a 10th ANNIVERSARY tour and we JUST ADDED MORE DATES!!!🤯😭🙏 We swipe through Tinder profiles in your town, in real time! It’s surprisingly kind + funny as hell. TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW GO GET ‘EM at lanemoore.org🌞🎟️

Zuelkefl has been tirelessly raising funds for those who need them and one of the few people incessantly covering the sudan crisis, pls donate to help him get his own family out.

The NYPD spent $150 Million *extra* last year to catch people who weren't able to afford to pay the subway fare. They owed just $104,000. $150 million could buy free fares (at going rate) for 95,000 poor New Yorkers per year. Instead four people shot, including an officer.

Authors listen to me: DONT READ YOUR AMAZON REVIEWS. There will be so many gorgeous reviews and then one faceless person who just wants to shit on you. BUT IF YOU DO, check their other reviews. $50 says every review is negative because they dont hate ur book they hate themselves.

My first book How To Be Alone is 99% ppl saying "This book saved my life. I thought I was too traumatized, but I felt so seen" and 1% "So whiny! My trauma was way worse and no one loves me + i don't whine like her!" but all their reviews are THIS SUCKS I HATE IT lol bro seek help

How to blow people off until they meet your demands🤌one of the hardest things I've ever had to learn, on this week's podcast. Link in bio to listen. Required listening for people pleasers and people to can't help but chase people down to try to receive basic decency.🌞

It's all fun and games until the Goodwill starts playing Skinny Love.

Just blocked someone who replied to my post with "what about this other thing I'm mad at that has nothing to do with what you said at all. I would like to yell about that here!" Felt great. Recommend!

NYC friends it thrills me to announce this! Tinder Live 10th Anniversary Show has JANEANE GAROFALO (Wet Hot American Summer) + Will Butler (Arcade Fire, Stereophonic) at (Le) Poisson Rouge on Nov 22!😍 We'll swipe live through NYC Tinder, so get tix while you can!👯‍♀️lpr.kydlabs.com/e/EV96ae194f-2…

People who walk 20,000 steps every day who don't have jobs where they're on their feet a lot, and don't live in a super walkable neighborhood, how do you do it? Do you just devote four hours a day to walking? Do you go the same routes every day? Teach me your ways.

"I want a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously" decoded 🚩🚩🚩

Can I get a little commotion for the coat that took me 100 miles and roughly 10 years to find? AND during Bisexual Awareness Week? THE THRIFT GODS HAVE SMILED😭😭😭

Someone came up to my dog in the store today and said "That dog is the perfect size for a hot dog bun. You could eat him easily." I said "excuse me?" And he said "Oh...I mean like what Trump said! That dog would be good to eat!" and idk who needs to hear this but..don't do this?!