i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

The inferiority of women is man-made.

Holibobs is the worst word to ever be created.

Grinds my gears seeing people walking their dogs in the hottest part of the day. Use your fkn heads. Or has everyone lost it in the heat?

Is there a bloke in Love Island this year that isn’t sprouting red flags up left, right and fkn centre?

Holiday countdown on.

Magic stars are an underrated form of chocolate.

I hate it when I'm driving and I can't tell if a car has flashed it's lights at me, or its just hit a slight bump or pothole in the road.

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

If I shout Dad, my dad doesn’t respond. If I shout Gronk, he does. Can I get a refund?

My brain has far too many tabs open right now.

Started my Christmas list early this year.

Had eggs for breakfast. Not chickens. Mini eggs.

The gift I didn’t know I needed. A 3kg bag of mini eggs

Anyone that uses the word ‘Guv’nor’ needs to get in the bin.

Watched Glass Onion the other weekend and honestly thought it was a spoof film.

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

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