kissed 19 f*cked 42

very sweet that he took moulds of the guinea pig’s foot and hand to remember it by

⁉️

an overstatement

he had enough of the hotel mobile part time jobs

200 😳😳😳😳

I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t go clubbing all the time. I don’t listen to newer artists much. I don’t have a skin care routine. I don’t travel cos I’m broke. I eat junk food. I’m a nerd.

hey bro you left your intoxicatingly sweet scent at my apartment.. and it's fading...

Carney absolutely heard this as well

douching before the dentist appointment just in case

i love when a stylish mature lady calls a clothing item a garment

why does it have to be another manchester :(

my XL bully is so cute. why would anyone want to ban them??

EXCLUSIVE: cats think vacuum cleaners are driving down living standards

yes and i put my ***** in his *** ****

scrambled eggs, oh baby how i love your legs

sweden will win apparently

just learnt what feltching is

wtf