Sorry I didn’t see the sport game, I’m into literature

William H Macy is 75 years old

My neck, my back, o captain my captain

I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.

I think this would heal me.

EPIC WIN! GROK 3.0 just beat career mode on Tony Hawk 2 as Chad Muska!

Look… I’d hate to sound ablest, but… if you let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk and you don’t pick it up, you should be executed.

I speak like how Randy Newman sings and it fucking sucks

But I have my faults too, I used to wear allbirds

We don’t have enough discourse about the extended opening to The Drew Carey Show youtu.be/oKDjis1fg8E?si…

Mama... Mama he's coming home.

Hey why the fuck did I need to get this notification?

My friend Nick is REALLY good at texting me in the morning 🥰🥰

Gaslighters work shoe

My favorite kind of tweets are ones where it’s word for word what a screenshot of an original tweet says but then adds “a 🧵” to it

I’m getting up early to be with the puppy which gives me more time to think… The iPod made us apathetic to war.