what is the X equivalent of a tweet? How do i let the world know about the sandwiches i'm eating or latte's i'm drinking? do I 'X' about it? i was never that great at social media but today i feel extra boomery

Lollll 10 years of brain damage on this hellscape Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I started my day by walking into a big spider web with a huge spider in it. I’m shook

Blunt rotation from hell.

I stand with Commander! ✊ 🐕

Goooood morning. First morning in my new home all by myself.

Great work Vassy Kapelos on holding Freeland accountable to her mandates. Thank god we have journalists like you. youtu.be/uP1zB-YqDrY

take a deep breath... it's the first day of the rest of your life.

nuff said 😱🛁🌫️💆‍♂️

Nothing disgusts me more than watching an influencer eat a noodle

Grimes ate at coachella. Y'all don't understand how marketing works. 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

Gurl same. I’m in the middle now: chaotically working out, eating reasonably well, drinking to medium-well 5 times a week, Going to bed at 4 sleeping till whenever. Life is fucking good

Today is the olympics for noticing.

Canada Post not letting you use ‘their tape’ is the real recession indicator.

I’m getting in the Eva

The podcasters are NOT alright

🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something