Convinced my father that the actor who portrayed Dr. Strange was "Benjamin Cucumber".

I never have time for a whole hour-long episode of TV, I find it easier to watch 4-5 20 minute episodes in one sitting. Netflix please reformat your tv shows accordingly

you can't make this shit up

Plenty of variations of this kind of comparison out there to choose from, but: - 13 Capitol arrests so far - 6,546+ people are *sitting in jail* today for "trespassing" - 395+ for "loitering" - 29+ for "unlawful assembly" - 11+ for "curfew violation"

kkkk fiz uma artezinha deste menininho trocando de pele 🥺

just slap the layers together and call it science arxiv.org/abs/2102.03468

Nothing will ever match the seratonin rush of seeing someone save the song you added to the queue.

Listening to Alive 2007 gives me chills, especially with how much I miss live music. Daft Punk's Discovery was a formative album shaping my music taste today, bummed I'll never get a chance to hear them live 😔

i reformed my twitter to be identityless so i could rave about bicycles and my favorite video game for the gamecube but instead i am just sad/angryposting about the state of affairs and posting mildly relatable microanecdotes in excessive runoff sentences without punctuation

Saw 3 new trendy fast casual restaurants near wsq. Nature is healing.

guys who know photoshop when they send nudes

2200 graduate student workers at NYU went on strike for better wages, benefits, and working conditions. And they won, big. Here’s how they did it — and how other student workers can too.

life is too short to “ironically enjoy things”. just own up to it and like what you like, you’ll have more fun

I'm a simple man. I hear a low-pass filter, I get low.

i'm not saying my dentist appointment went poorly but my dentist emailed me youtube videos explaining how to brush my teeth

me: *searches underwear once on Google* Google Ad Services:

seeing someone from out of town on the subway getting excited about being on the subway :)

CDC says it's ok to hit on the person waiting next to you in line for a COVID test.

Middle seat on an airplane is the domain of the short king.