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watching a twitch stream and got a two minute ad for pot noodle. You could make a pot noodle faster than that

czechia are winning the euros

when jesminders family are being mean to her in bend it like beckham

How many times do 24 hour monks ring that bell at midnight

Could you imagine being allergic to peanut butter? Absolutely pathetic. Anyways the kid I’m babysitting is dead

Harrowing news: The Dutch name models of computer mouses after UK towns and cities

long decade ahead

went to the store and bought 3 things: cookies, milk and carrots. felt like father christmas. embarrassing checkout

bet it feels really good for the thief when they snatch a phone. Like catching a big fish

this is the craziest thunderstorm ever. I’ve never heard anything like this. sounded like a car crash outside the flat

He’s like a real life Phineas and Ferb

life can be perfect if you let it

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If you’re boarding group 9 on american airlines they drag you on to the plane feet first

Thank god they did it this way. Mythbusters would’ve got that tortoise to mach 2 with a cannon

only downside is you’ll end up this if the airbag goes off

gerry has to be a top 10 manderer of all time

they should make a film where Gromit gets to be happy

playing out of my mind at strip poker cus my house is freezing rn

alright fuck this i’m off