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“Men are like boomerangs, you throw them away and they just keep coming back.” #MelodysMen

When Melody Met… Gary, 34, works in advertising “Told me he was once abducted by aliens and that they used a plunger”. #MondayMotivation

“No offence but you’re no Meghan Markle”. #PrincessMelody

When Melody Met… Zain, 37, personal trainer “We went hiking, I was so unfit that I fainted when we reached the top.”

“I have enough problems trying to remove my own moustache, can you imagine if I marry Greek man?” #greekgirl

When Melody Met… Mark, 40, Doctor “Did anyone else think that Grey’s Anatomy was just a TV show?” #MondayMotivation

Listen to ‘CONFESSION 2: MELODY & HER MANY MEN’ on BBC Essex radio, Wednesday 9 Sept Follow us @Shop6pm! followed by a little interview with moi and the lovely Chris Berrow! bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08… #bbcupload #radio #confessions #comedy #love #greek #dating #relationshipgoals #savethearts

Thank you Chris Berrow 💙 𝕏 & BBC Essex for playing Confession 2 of ‘Melody & Her Many Men’ and for lovely chat! Check it out it out: bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0… #bbcupload #bbcessex #radio #comedy #writing #dating #love #romance #greek

Thank you BBC Essex Chris Berrow 💙 𝕏 for playing: ‘Confession 2: Melody & Her Many Men’ AGAIN on last nights #bbcupload show. bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08… Directed by Louise Marie Cooke #bbcessex #radio #comedy #dating #love #writing #romance #greek #confessions #relationshipgoals

3 times in 1 week! Thanks BBC Upload BBC Essex Rob Jelly III BSc for playing ‘Melody & Her Many Men - confession 2’ on last night’s show, directed by Louise Marie Cooke Catch the show and listen to the talent in #essex here: bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08… #radio #comedy #greek #dating #love

“I think it’s time you found yourself a sperminator”.

Starring the awesome Alexander Lincoln as 'Kenner', As I Am (Philophobia) has now launched tickets for its online premier which will be taking place on January 30th. You can grab your tickets here: philophobia.eventive.org/welcome Alexander Lincoln is represented by @SamFridayHow