If you wanna feel great about yourself just look at your zodiac trending on this website.

I can’t believe my parents fed me boiled hot dogs as a kid instead of pan seared.

I think I just prompted a therapist in chatGPT.

/imagine worlds hardest fit

It’s been a very long time since my Christmas decorations have stayed up until late January. Took them down today though. Just a mental state chick-in.

2009 Recession : Walking Dead 2023 Recession : Last of Us At least we have zombies

Maybe it’s cause I grew up in a Christian home but I’m a sucker for a good “clean” comedian sometimes.

I bet people would pay a dollar more per bag for a bag filled with the foldy bois. Just the folded ones.

Silicon Valley has aged so well.

Weird how I got sober and my life got better instead of shittier — It’s almost like I planned it.

Cue up the mothership, boys!

Here’s a free vector pack a made. Go get it, send it to a friend, do a dance or whatever you’re into. Knock yourself out! jermyrichie.com/packs/p/super-…

Ol Mortimer Mouse lookin ass.

lowkey surprised this website still exists.

Do I know any copy editors looking for work?

Give this trash app up a long time ago but now you can find me here if you want words and other vomit threads.net/@jeremyrichie