Are you cyclocross curious? Come to Half Acre Cycling’s beginner clinic! Sorry no doods. Plz RSVP docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Only playing this in Chicago suburbs is insane

I didn’t realize I was on NYC twitter but this is so fun! Congrats everyone.

It’s going to be $300 out of pocket

Armitage is such a hot mess. Barely got a couple blocks from my house and saw a scooter get hit by a car. The person is ok! The car side swiped them in the bikelane and a relatively low speed but they are for sure gonna feel it tomorrow.

Do you wanna watch bike racing and help Half Acre Cycling put on the cyclocross state championship? We need traffic and course marshals. Shifts are only an hour! volunteersignup.org/QA38B

Wanna see some cool bike racing and help Half Acre Cycling for an hour? We need course marshals 12/8. Shifts are just an hour!! volunteersignup.org/QA38B

Mid AF

Roasted

Bikes?

It literally just needs protected bike lanes and better cta service. You can Venmo me 5 million dollars for my consulting fee.

Why did 606 stop using dog friendly salt on the enter/exit ramps? Ruining my dogs life

Shit is so fucked

Really cool of FedEx to just be like “sucks! We can’t help you” about my package that’s marked delivered with no proof of delivery and never showed up.

Possibly the only person to be thrilled about this

Please keep my cat in your thoughts during this difficult time (I won’t let her jump on the stove to eat the plastic I put there to hide from her)

They could never make me hate her

Would die for Monkey