STEP 1: WAKE UP STEP 2: DO TRUCK STUFF

What an exciting time to be alive...and dead inside.

Adrian Grenier was just at my local Key Food's. He bought an organic chicken. Life complete.

"Tea is just a bag of leaves" 2:58PM monica sagowitz

"I should probably follow RiFF RAFF" monica sagowitz

It was 90 degrees yesterday. My uber driver is wearing a puffy winter coat. WHAT IS GOING ON? GIVE ME ANSWERS

missing the west coast surfer vibes after watching this ✌️ Booooooom booooooom.com/2016/08/16/fil…

How I assess what areas of New York I find livable: I wouldn't eat a peanut mm off the ground v. I MIGHT eat a peanut mm off the ground

Don't fuck with me. Even my apps download color coordinated.

"All I want is a puppy and a christmas tree." monica sagowitz

"Yeah I am wearing boots, it's the first day of the Ottoman Empire" The Squeegie

Hey I made this! with monica sagowitz @CBW_Upton The Squeegie x.com/ChipotleTweets…

Felling so much sympathy this morning because monica sagowitz lost her Mr.PoopyButthole pin 😔

"Thats an eggplant, calm down." Thanks monica sagowitz for always keeping me in check.

Vanilla Ice is 49 years old today. That is all. #mindfuck

i've gotten to the point with snapchat that i'll only watch someone's story if there is a dog in the preview.

DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar.

Together, we can #SaveLunch for America’s seniors. SaveLunch.org

⚡️ “Welcome to #Shetopia” x.com/i/moments/9160…