SATURDAY Tao Comedy Studio Long sets by 🪷Bobbie Oliver AmazonPrimeGreatestHits @BriLeRose @MrNickCallas Helen Krieger John Hastings @MrWillMiles Hosted by Chris Oliver $5! No Drink Min! Free-n-Easy Street Parking! 131 S Western Avenue 90004

Today, racing to catch the train, there was a kid in front of me & someone shouted, "Kid! You dropped yr hat!" I kept trying to get his attention, & finally just gave up. If he's not going to listen, then fine. Got on the train & realized... Oh shit! Where's my hat?

#throwback to that time I used to be a raver. instagram.com/p/Bm1_7uBn2Sr/…

Next week - 8 miles of major LA streets closed to cars and open for me to ride my bike down the middle of the street while listening to live music and eating delicious food. Who's with me? ciclavia.org/celebrate_la_l…

I don't understand how peanuts lost the allergy wars, but dogs and cats are allowed everywhere.

I'm so much older than 21 that when someone cards me, I should be flattered, but I’m always just mad and nervous.

I need to train my phone that when I type 'raging' the next word is going to be 'hangover'.

Excited to go back home for the holidays to Russia, I mean North Korea, I mean Wisconsin! nytimes.com/2018/12/03/opi…

Sometimes I get worried that #AI is going to take over humanity... and then I try to play a song off #Alexa, and I realize we've got some time.

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Guys, next week on grown-ish is... the first episode of TV I've ever written! Join the movement #grownish x.com/grownish/statu…

I think we can all agree - almond milk tastes like a urine sample from a sick tree.

Tonight! Emily Miller and I wrote an episode for grown-ish! Here's a sneak peek! x.com/grownish/statu…

It's about to go down between 💅 and Trevor Jackson 8/7c on grown-ish Freeform.

When Aaron heard the word "conservative" he was like..#grownish

got nomi's approval. #grownish

the twins. 😂 #grownish

Skate and destroy! x.com/minyawn/status…

Tonight at Nature's Brew $4 drink specials, food and the chance to hear all my comedy sets for the last three years put together. Mother approved. Ish...

I guess I'm a bike person now... as long as… instagram.com/p/Bi984_EngI7/…