people talk a lot of smack on Colleen Hoover but you can’t deny, she’s the only author who’s been brave enough to ask the question: what if your name was Ryan, but also Kyle

me and becca caught an it ends with us matinee. becca gasped the loudest and i started the laugh equivalent of the wave when i Cackled at “everything’s better in Boston” successful afternoon

new addison rae mv got me eating 2 lunches

I got my hands dirty. I soiled myself. I…came down to earth (?). In other words, I wrote about the great Dirt for the times. nytimes.com/2024/08/11/sty…

day one industry hive we are so back. i’m ready for closed door dirty deals at tech conferences, croaky, coked out convos in yasmin’s villa, harper chaos incarnate…succession always felt like a writers room pissing contest. this is Real Art, lock in or get left behind

ariana madix got a vicks steam inhaler to use before her chicago performances so i got a vicks steam inhaler to use before my punk shows

i hate asking people to come to gigs it’s giving desperate. come though

From me at New York Magazine: the invisible empire of the Epoch Times—a magical thinking meditation sect wrapped in an alleged money-laundering scheme nested in a disinfo factory tangled in a web of bizarre business ventures—and its unlikely capital, Middletown, NY nymag.com/intelligencer/…

why would Daisy Alioto send me this

i have decided to forgive gen z all their sins bc a 22 year old kid compared me to kurt cobain last night

which parfum should i wear to play a set at beloved DIY/ punk venue ‘the meatlocker’ in montclair, NJ tn

huge tune. will be the next Guess. mark my words

my pick for the worst song of all time is A Thousand Years — christina perri

now more than ever

Only helen holmes could find the intersection of Dimes Square and J.D. Vance. Good to see ex-Beasts adding to the discourse. artnews.com/art-news/news/…

just clocked jeremy strong on the 2—head to toe earth tones, bucket hat, sunglasses. greetings fall faerie