Time to bring on the big guns #SoccerAid

Do librarians have an award for the Best Librarian and if so are they called the G.L.O.A.T. awards?

My film crew and I once got stopped by the police for acting suspiciously near Buckingham Palace. We got out of jail by my persuading the officers that a genuine terrorist probably wouldn't have brought along a full-size portrait of Anne Boleyn.

Am I the only one who reads this in the voice of a second rate clairvoyant?

Lovely to have another article published by the brilliant The Oldie theoldie.co.uk/blog/death-tax…