Dear Elon Musk, Could you PayPal me $130,000? It’d go a long way in my family’s life. Kind regards.

Blessed to announce that I’m COMMITTED to Southeast Missouri State University! 🔴⚫️ Thank you to ALL my coaches that have gotten me to this point! Thank you Quin Jones for believing in me! Brentwood Clayton Football JP Rock Prep Redzone Missouri Gateway Sports Venue EliteFootballAcademy Six Star Football | MISSOURI

Nootbaar and Pages. ✅

Crawford and Abel, plus 1-2 lower prospects for Hells and Arenado.

There goes a Helsley destination.

Jett, Tong, and McLean 🙏

HERE COME THE MONEYYYY

Here's where the prospects the #STLCards received in the trade for closer Ryan Helsley will rank in the Cards Minor League system, per MLB Pipeline Sam Dykstra : INF Jesus Baez -- No. 6 in STL system RHP Nate Dohm -- No. 15 in STL system RHP Frank Elissalt -- unranked

If I pick a bluegill, I can just do everything I normally do, and I’m $20 million richer.

My first Packer game, at Lambeau, was on Christmas Day when Aaron Rodgers passed Brett Favre for the most TD passes in franchise history.

Dislike, and sad emoji.

GB still dropping everything.

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CFP 👀

Dad mode trampoline park: - I wonder what their insurance is. - Look for land on Zillow. - Quote a metal building. - Text people about going together to start one near you. - Leave.

These women aren’t even playing with regulation carts. Nothing on the bottom, all 4 wheels are properly working. They’d never last in the lots.

The Bison have some special uniforms when the Redhawks come to town. 👀

Nashville and Montreal get teams. What do you think? Most regional rivalries stay together.