I brought back Victor. Upset the lot of you. Rassie brings back Brits & he is lauded.

Miss me?

Where would we be if I hadn’t dropped Trevor? You are most welcome.

This is great. Malcolm Marx you deserve all the accolades after Saturday's performance. x.com/RugbyPass/stat…

Please tell me the Guptas paid for their wedding. x.com/KevinMcCallum/…

Haha. You started it Sir Graham Henry! x.com/Deme80537610/s…

Hey @coachtoetie you also notice he doesn't step step pass........ x.com/eatsleeprugby/…

The All Blacks are so far ahead the Kiwi journos have to dig deep to find 5 reasons to worry about Bloodyslow 3! Really deep! x.com/sumostevenson/…

Imagine it was me not picking Paige, Gelant & Am.........

I can neither comfirm nor deny that Rassie has or has not been in touch. I can confirm I have full battery, reception & the same number I've always had.

I wish they'd taken this long to get rid of me.

I can neither confirm nor deny that Rassie has or has not contacted me. But I still have the same cell number Springboks.

I see Mitch has taken a page out of my book.

Sideshow is a 10? x.com/Saracens/statu…

Hey Brendan Venter with a bit of luck I could have won the World Cup & then you wouldn't have had to go through what you went through with what's his face. But hey at least you'll still have Italy. I have gardening.

My phone still hasn't rung. No emails from Rassie. Becoming a little despondent. Has he called Jake?

Ja. Well. No. Fine. Ne. x.com/Faanfairlane/s…

Ah. Paris. Lovely. Except for the French people.