Anytime a man confides in me that he suffers from migraine headaches it’s like okay do you want to admit you were molested now or should we just leave that hanging in the air

Always funny when people post selfies and all the frames and artwork on their wall is crooked

Weed

This whole thing with cotsco and sams club is so ridiculous its like you have buy membership to shop and they even got security in the front like if its ever that serious kys please

It was only a matter of time

White people be like my dog has to work a double tomorrow

look I get what you’re trynna do but it’s hard to imagine a woke kickback enjoyer

Definitely looksmatched af

lowkey I think that talk tuah girl lowkey my type

Retarded country

showing the electricians at work mot live sets and they’re asking why dancers are hitting others on purpose I was like pos son los pasos prohibidos

The thing about Texas politics and elections is that Texas dems are either too radical or ancient placeholder incumbents in rigged districts but since it’s a red state the electorate choses the pedophile billionaire class over dem-socialists which is very sad state of affairs

Why are poor people always talking on the phone is it because they’re stupid

that’s just Being to a guy like me