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@LilToiletPaper If you play Banda really loud you’ll stay alert

(in a folding chair by the lake when i suddenly recoil as if slapped across the face) fuck, saw the truth again. fucking inexorable (throwing my beer into the lake and folding my chair up all mad)

Wife on House Hunters: I love that Old World aesthetic. I want a modern farmhouse look with hardwood floors. Her evil husband making shit up to be difficult: I need the dining room to be carpeted so my kids can play Carpet Games after dinner

Hundred Line dialouge

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The answer to anything like this should be “great I will work somewhere else” because sacrificing all of your life for something like “shareholder value” or “increasing profits for our individual investors” is beyond the pale

Lol

KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..)

Small town fire chief: and that’s why i do what I do. To help people. To save lives. Thanks for inviting me to Frederick Douglass elementary school’s career day and god bless you. John fetterman: alright everyone. raise your hand if you’ve had suicidal thoughts. Or a sleep demon

Hey everyone! There’s still some time before GTA6 comes out, so why not play Hundred Line in the meantime?

Was Saw Gerrera a porter in German Southwest Africa? Are the Ghorman Front the French resistance? Is Bix Caleen the Main Character of Star Wars? Emily and I bring are unhinged takes to #Andor S2, but as you know, revolution is not for the sane! Out for all!

Get the president on the phone now! I fronted him a brick! I need my money!

Is this true? Does anyone know?

reaching for cops gun in MRI Goodbye 😔 due to the fumes 😔

Many of you

I’ve stayed out of the “is there good writing in video games” debate because I will never side with gamers in public. However, this tweet already explained this four years ago.