Those familiar with the antics of "Dr." Barbara "Sue" Cartland will be able to sing along to this depressing song. What a sorry tale of stalking, dubious police reports and general unhingedness.

This will wake you up. Brace yourselves.

I haven't heard from TVP regarding my report on the activities of our favourite undertake since last October. I emailed my police contact over a week ago politely asking for an update, but no reply as yet. Sigh. He's still at the body fiddling game (or so he claims).

I like this one best, if only for this: 'He crafted a false Twitter account in another’s name, a knavish act of digital doppelgängerism . . .' (That is the last time I use Grok. Really, I mean it this time.)

I've been looking at Barbara Sue's GiveSendGo page. £22,075 raised so far. I do hope he has all the receipts, what with him being the "Honest GP" an' all. I won't donate, but might use the Pray option. <snigger> givesendgo.com/davidlegal

I don't think Lena has read the public record of Cartland's MPTS hearing. Or perhaps just bits of it all the way through?

Rhetorical question*: what do Greggg Wallace and Darren (Crafty) Grimes have in common? *they both use socks for unconventional purposes. Gregg Wallace, Darren Grimes

Bit harsh on Claire. The heat and political climate have been hard on everyone.

Interesting. I've yet to see Barbara Sue tweet any substantive evidence against vaccines.

Angel by name with a twisted angle by nature.

Trump: the comprehensive Mexican food acronyms From the new Private Eye, out now.

I was going to send a polite, but forthright reply, but she has block'ed me, Eric the Camel I'll get over it.

Herself's sister's partner is a nice, smart chap, but believes in chemtrails & UFOs. He bought an optical device recently (I don't yet have the details) that allows you to see UFOs. Herself's sister tried it and saw 11 UFOs! When I stop laughing I will seek details.

It's been a busy old day!

There's bollocks and then there's sublime bollocks.

His analytical prediction team, aka his mum. She's not an actuary but she makes a lovely cuppa and has a tin of nice biscuits.

I was asked to take a look into this tweet, cos, well, it’s Andrea Jenkyns!🤷🏼‍♀️ So first - the substance of the story… 1/20

Before you ask me the question - ‘How many migrants have you housed?’ - Ask yourself - ‘How many homeless veterans have I put a roof over the heads of?’

Be honest - is anyone surprised the sold out of 2XL and 3XL first? 😂

New painting: 'Always There' 50cm x 42cm You'll never have a better friend than a dog. #naiveart